hackett-out:


When Kayleigh Jordan found out that her class trip to Scotland would not include a visit to Loch Ness she decided to take matters into her own hands. With her best friends Olivia and Reagan in tow, Kayleigh makes off for the famous lake. With any luck they’ll be back before anyone notices they’re gone. But events take a surprising turn when their boat capsizes, and the girls come face to face with a creature out of deepest myth. When the legendary Nessie takes the three nubile young girls back to his secret cove they learn that even the scaliest of monsters can be a generous lover.

hackett-out:

When Kayleigh Jordan found out that her class trip to Scotland would not include a visit to Loch Ness she decided to take matters into her own hands. With her best friends Olivia and Reagan in tow, Kayleigh makes off for the famous lake. With any luck they’ll be back before anyone notices they’re gone. But events take a surprising turn when their boat capsizes, and the girls come face to face with a creature out of deepest myth. When the legendary Nessie takes the three nubile young girls back to his secret cove they learn that even the scaliest of monsters can be a generous lover.

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rawimagine:

Panorama of Star Trek TNG bridge …Mostly from The Encounter at Farpoint episode S1 E1& 2 … used about 15 frames … Doing this, you realize how little the camera moves.

rawimagine:

Panorama of Star Trek TNG bridge …Mostly from The Encounter at Farpoint episode S1 E1& 2 … used about 15 frames … Doing this, you realize how little the camera moves.

asks:
He had some awkward sex dreams about T'Pol but on camera never expressed attraction towards a subordinate. Erika Hernandez was a subordinate at one time but not on screen.

startrekslut:

geeknerddorkdweeb:

marmolita:

captainofthenx02:

startrekslut:

geeknerddorkdweeb:

Yeah that’s what I thought.  As usual the OP forgot about Enterprise.

Surprise surprise, Enterprise is left out AGAIN.

Not sure what this one is about (eyes drawn to conversation with the words “Erika Hernandez” probably unsurprisingly). Not at all surprised about Enterprise being left off things.

BUT I get the gist of this and point out that Jon and Erika broke up because Jon was promoted making Erika his subordinate because it was inappropriate.

Except Archer did canonically express attraction to T’Pol in “A Night in Sickbay.” Not like, “I want to date you” attraction but definitely physical attraction.

Ok you’re right — I concede.

All I remember were the sex dreams from that episode.

I mean, I’ve definitely had sex dreams about people I’m not attracted to. Am I forgetting something? I usually don’t make it a point to rewatch that episode a whole lot.

Okay now I might need to rewatch it. What a terrible reason to rewatch an episode lol.

asks:
He had some awkward sex dreams about T'Pol but on camera never expressed attraction towards a subordinate. Erika Hernandez was a subordinate at one time but not on screen.

marmolita:

captainofthenx02:

startrekslut:

geeknerddorkdweeb:

Yeah that’s what I thought.  As usual the OP forgot about Enterprise.

Surprise surprise, Enterprise is left out AGAIN.

Not sure what this one is about (eyes drawn to conversation with the words “Erika Hernandez” probably unsurprisingly). Not at all surprised about Enterprise being left off things.

BUT I get the gist of this and point out that Jon and Erika broke up because Jon was promoted making Erika his subordinate because it was inappropriate.

Except Archer did canonically express attraction to T’Pol in “A Night in Sickbay.” Not like, “I want to date you” attraction but definitely physical attraction.

Ok you’re right — I concede.

peperomint:

me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable

sarah-the-artiste:

mrsmarymorstan:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

simonsayspegg:

unelanabolvangar:

can we just agree that hermione doesn’t give two shits about throwing rocks in the water. she knows exactly what she’s doing bless her

nO BUT
FLICK
HE LITERALLY JUST TAUGHT HER WHAT SHE TAUGHT HIM IN THE FIRST BOOK
YO
SWISH AND FLICK
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING

[SCREAMS OUT LOUD]

 (via Saffythegeek)

OH MY GOD

asks:
He had some awkward sex dreams about T'Pol but on camera never expressed attraction towards a subordinate. Erika Hernandez was a subordinate at one time but not on screen.

Yeah that’s what I thought.  As usual the OP forgot about Enterprise.

tianaofmaldonia:

requested by evngeline

everythingelsegoesherethen:


BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON 
BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON

THIS IS THE BEST HARRY POTTER THING I WILL EVER FUCKING REBLOG THERE ISN’T EVEN A CONTEST I SHIT YOU NOT

everythingelsegoesherethen:

BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON 

BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON

THIS IS THE BEST HARRY POTTER THING I WILL EVER FUCKING REBLOG THERE ISN’T EVEN A CONTEST I SHIT YOU NOT

ds9vgrconfessions:

Follow | Confess | Archive
[Sisko was never romantically attracted to anyone who worked for him. He was more professional than the other Star Trek captains in that regard.]

ds9vgrconfessions:

Follow | Confess | Archive

[Sisko was never romantically attracted to anyone who worked for him. He was more professional than the other Star Trek captains in that regard.]

You guys you guys you guys did you know that there is a new Marcel the Shell video???

#3 | #2 | #1

hey-rogby:

worship her

notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

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And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

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I can take photos like this:

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snivllus:

Harry Potter Challenge:   Bellatrix or Narcissa