flying up and down the milky way
in my old ship’s cabin
and the aliens say
save a ship, ride a captain

cardassians:

KIRA: Wait for what? What do you think is going to happen here, Dukat? That you’re going to wear me down with your charming personality? That I’m going to be swept off my feet by that insincere smile? Are you really so deluded that you actually believe that we’re going to have some kind of intimate relationship?
DUKAT: Oh, we already do.

adestroy:

This scene is just…

I don’t even know what to say

adestroy:

This scene is just…

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I don’t even know what to say

textsfromtng:

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madame-mayor:

favourite moviessister act

Bless us, oh Lord, for these Thy gifts which we are about to receive. And yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of no food, I will fear no hunger. We want you to give us this day, our daily bread. And to the republic for which it stands, and by the power invested in me, I pronounce us ready to eat. Amen.

dobochan:

dj roomba is literally the greatest thing thats ever happened to me

lovingchokehold:

This made my day and it’s not even 9am

why I shouldn’t play with my food…

kickedthe-hornetsnest:

heyharpo:

"Yes…this is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land and we will call it…This Land!"

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"…I think we should call it your grave!"

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"Ah, CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL!"

BLESS THE CREATOR OF THIS POST